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| My Mother Taught Me More... | | Posted by mieca on 23-Apr-2005 | | 72 people have seen this joke. | |
* My mother taught me about WEATHER - "It looks as if a tornado swept through your room."
* My mother taught me how to solve PHYSICS PROBLEMS - "If I yelled because I saw a meteor coming toward you; would you listen then?"
* My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY - "If I've told you once, I've told you a million times - Don't exaggerate!!!"
* My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE - "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
* My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION - "Stop acting like your father!"
* My mother taught me about ENVY - "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do!"
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