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| Give me a push | | Posted by Mieca on 25-Sep-2007 | | 20 people have seen this joke. | | Aman is in bed with his wife when there is a knock on the door. He rools over and looks at his clock its half past three in the morning.
Im not getting out of bed at this time he thinks and rolls over. Then a louder knock follows. Arent you going to answer that says his wife. So he drags himself out of bed and goes downstairs.
He opens the door and there is a man standing there drunk, can you give me a push slurs the stranger No get lost its half past three in the morning slams the door and goes back upstairs.
His wifes says that wasnt nice remember the night we broke down in the pouring rain and you had to knock on that mans door to get us started.
So the husband get out of bed again opens the door and not being able to see the stranger he shouts Hey do you still need a push and he hears a voice cry Yes Please.
So not being able o see the strange he yells where are you
And the stranger yells back over here on your swing set | Print joke | Add comment | Send joke to friend |
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