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| Adam and Eves first time | | Posted by on 27-Oct-2005 | | 41 people have seen this joke. | | After a few days on the new Earth, the Lord called to Adam and said,
"It is time for you and Eve to begin the process of populating the
earth, so I want you to kiss her." Adam answered, "Yes, Lord, but what
is a 'kiss'?"
The Lord gave a brief description to Adam, who took Eve by the hand
and took her to a nearby bush. A few minutes later, Adam emerged and
said, "Thank you Lord, that was enjoyable."
And the Lord replied, "Yes Adam, I thought you might enjoy that. Now,
I'd like you to caress Eve." And Adam said, "What is a 'caress'?" So,
the Lord again gave Adam a brief description and Adam went behind the
bush with Eve. Quite a few minutes later, Adam returned, smiling, and
said, "Lord, that was even better than the kiss."
And the Lord said, "You've done well Adam. And now, I want you to make
love to Eve." And Adam asked, "What is 'make love', Lord?" So, the
Lord again gave Adam directions and Adam went again to Eve behind the
bush, but this time he re-appeared in two seconds. And Adam said,
"Lord, what is a 'headache'?"
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