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| Teenagers ten comandments | | Posted by on 19-Jun-2005 | | 93 people have seen this joke. | | 1.Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping...
(Why wait?!)
2.Thou shall not do drugs...
(Alcohol lasts longer!)
3.Thou shall not steal from corner shop...
(Supermarkets have bigger selections!)
4.Thou shall not get arrested for vandelism...
(Destruction has a bigger affect!)
5.Thou shall not steal from parents...
(Everyone knows grandma has more money!)
6.Thou shall not get into fights...
(Just start 'em!)
7.Thou shall not skip class...
(Just take the whole day off!)
8.Thou shall not strip in class...
(Hooters pay more!)
9.Thou shall not think about having sex...
(As Nike says, 'just do it.')
10. thou shall not help old ladies across the street...
(Just leave 'em in the middle!)
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