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| the Mime | | Posted by on 19-Jun-2005 | | 51 people have seen this joke. | | One day a mime was out acting on the streets.
He decided to go act at the zoo. Pretty soon,
people started paying because he was doing so
well. His business was slow anyway, so he
kept acting and people loved it.
The manager heard this and called him into
his office. He told the mime that he had just
lost the gorilla(the main attraction). He
told him to dress up as a gorilla and replace
the dead one. So he did.
One day he started to taunt the lion and many
people started to watch, and the mime was
very happy. So he continued this day after
day. One day he took a tragic fall and star-
ted to run. But pretty soon the lion caught
up, and pinned him to the ground.
The mime started screaming, "Help! Help!."
Then all of a sudden the lion said, "Shutup
you idiot, do you want to get us both fired?"
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