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| Quotes: Computers | | Posted by on 09-Jun-2005 | | 48 people have seen this joke. | | 640K ought to be enough for anybody. - Bill Gates '81
Ever notice how fast Windows runs? Neither did I.
Pentiums melt in your PC, not in your hand.
As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.
Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
Buy a Pentium 586/90 so you can reboot faster.
There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. -- President and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977
Never let a computer know you're in a hurry.
No electrons were harmed in the creation of this message.
THINK -- it gives you something to do while the computer is down.
To err is human. To really screw things up you need a computer.
Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons. -- Popular Mechanics, forecasting the relentless march of science, 1949
But what ... is it good for? -- Engineer at the Advanced Computing Systems Division of IBM, 1968, commenting on the microchip.
With computers, every morning is the dawn of a new error.
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