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| Birds and Bees | | Posted by on 09-Jun-2005 | | 143 people have seen this joke. | |
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in.
“Mother, where do babies come from?�
The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex.�
The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.� The child seems to comprehend.
“Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?�
“Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.�
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