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| Office telephone Trick | | Posted by on 01-Jun-2005 | | 44 people have seen this joke. | | New secretary answers telephone as is told in official tones This is the phone company. We are testing a new circuit wiring scheme in your offices. Please keep everyone off the phones for the next 10 minutes. We will be verifying the correct wiring of your system by passing HOT STEAM through the wires. Instruct your employees to place their phones on the floor, or, better yet, wrap them in towels to avoid scalding themselves. We will advise you when the tests are complete click After momentary panicthe secretary begins a frenzied Paul Revere routine running from desk to desk while glancing frequently at her watch. Just as the 10 minutes are about up, she bursts into her boss s office while he is in the midst of an important long-distance call and, screaming, grabs the receiver from his hand and flings the whole phone under his desk Glass and Water Party TrickTell someone you can pin a glass of water to the wall -- a real glass, not a paper cup, using an ordinary straight pin. Naturally they wont believe, so you set out to prove it. Get a glass of water and a pin. Hold the glass up to the wall and start to pin it up. And then drop the pin. You ve got the glass in position just right, so you ask your victim real nice to get the pin for you. When they bend down to pick it up, dump the water on their head.
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