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Nipple Slip
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Donald Klusener Run Out.
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| SMS One Liners 4 | | Posted by on 31-May-2005 | | 65 people have seen this joke. | | This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.
Pleas turn your mobile phone upside down now!!! Hurry 370HSSV 0773H
To love you is to receive a glimpse of heaven.
He came 2 me 1 nite... explored my body... licked- sucked- swallowed & had his fill... wen satisfied he left... I was hurt... F***IN MOSQUITO
U picked me up.u took me home.u put ur hands around my waist.u took off my top den u put ur lips om mine.THANK GOD im a bottle of PEPSI.
Someday u may lose ur hair.u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind.But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks.coz u cant lose wot u don''''t have!
I had a wet dream about you last night .... I pissed myself laughing when you fell of a cliff!
i shall seek and find you.i shall take u to bed & control u.i will make u ache shake sweat until u grunt and groan.all my love, the flu X
Whats rough and hairy on the outside and soft and wet in the inside starts with C ends in T and has a U & a N in it? .... Answer - a coconut u pervert.
What is 10 inches long- 2inches thick and starts with a p??? A really good crap
It goes in dry it comes out wet.the longer its in the stronger it gets.we can have it in bed just you and me...its not what you think its a cup of tea!
Last nite i wantd u.needed u so badly dat it hurt.wantd 2 taste u.i wantd u in me so u could work ur magic on me...but i couldnt find u.u stupid.. PARACETAMOL!
At 1st a little nibble- a slow & temptin lick.i suck & munch my liquid lunch & den i swallow quick! CADBURYS CREAM EGG HOW DO U EAT URS?
Tell me.is it going in?..yeah ..is it hurting?..ooh yeah ..ouch its hurtin ..ok i wil put it in slowly ..stil hurtin..ahh yeh ..den lets try d other shoe madam
Last nite i coodnt sleep.i wantd u warm against my skin.i wantd u on me.i wantd 2 feel u all over my body.. but i coodnt find u!Where did i put my PYJAMAS?
m bout 6inches long.Wen used im inserted in2 a warm moist hole & thrust in & out repeatedly until i leave behind a sticky white substance!WOT AM I?A toothbrush!
I luv u- I luv u- I luv u almighty,I wish ur pyjamas were close to me nighty.Dont be mistaken.now dont be mislead I mean on the clothesline and not in my bed
Wen i look at the sun i c u!wen i look at the moon i c u!wen i look at the sea I c u... well get the f... out my way!
Now that food has replaced sex in my life I cant even get into my own pants.
Marriage changes passion. Suddenly youre in bed with a relative
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with Guesson it. So I said Implants She hit me.
I dont do drugs. I get the same effect just standing up fast.
Sign in a Chinese Pet Store Buy one dog get one flea...
I live in my own little world. But its OK. They know me here.
I got a sweater for Christmas. I really wanted a screamer or a moaner.
If flying is so safe why do they call the airport the terminal
I dont approve of political jokes. Ive seen too many of them get elected.
There are two sides to every divorce
Yours and shitheads.
I love being married. It''''''''s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
I am a nobody and nobody is perfect
therefore I am perfect.
Everyday I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days Ive stayed alive.
How come we choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?
Isnt having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?
Why is it that most nudists are people you dont want to see naked?
Snowmen fall from Heaven unassembled
Every time I walk into a singles bar I can hear Moms wise words: Dont pick that up you dont know where its been! |  Print joke | Add comment |  Send joke to friend |
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