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| Pick Up Lines 2 | | Posted by on 31-May-2005 | | 46 people have seen this joke. | | 1. Didn't any one tell you that you wanted to sleep with me? I thought you knew
2. Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?
3. I'm a magical being, take your bra off? (not sure about this one)
4. I wanna put my thingy in your thingy.
5. I lost my teddy bear, will you be my new one
6. Let's go back to my place and do things I'll tell people we did anyway
7. My names (your name here), but you can call me lover.
8. Hi, my names (your name here), that's just so you know what to scream.
9. What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed,
subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.
10. (silently mouthed) I Want A Fig Newton
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