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| Pick Up Lines | | Posted by on 31-May-2005 | | 90 people have seen this joke. | | 1. (With hands on shoulders) Oh, those are shoulder blades, I thought they were wings.
2. Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven's a long way from here.
3. As she's leaving....Hey aren't you forgetting something? She: What? Me!!!
4. Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel!
5. Did it hurt? Woman: Did what hurt? When you fell out of heaven?
6. Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
7. Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here.
8. How was heaven when you left it?
9. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
10.So there you are! I've been looking all over for YOU, the girl of my
dreams!
11.Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on
earth!
12. What time do you have to be back in heaven?
13. Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an
angel?
14. Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?
15. You look like an angel. Welcome to Earth.
16. You must be a hell of a thief 'cause you stole my heart from across
the room.
17. Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of
buns.
18. [ Look at her shirt label.] When they say, "What are you doing?" You
respond: "Yep! Made in heaven!"
19. Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I'm lost at sea.
20. You're daddy must be a hunter because he sure caught a fox!
21. You're daddy must be an archer because he sure shot a bulls eye!
22. Your daddy must play the trumpet, because he sure made me horny!
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