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| Sms One Liners 2 | | Posted by on 31-May-2005 | | 87 people have seen this joke. | | 1. Do you know what would look good on you? Me
2. Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?
3. Hi, My name is milk, I'll do you body good
4. I could fall madly in bed.....uh love with you
5. There must be something wrong with my eye, I can't take them off of
you
6. So what do you like for breakfast?
7. Will you marry me for just one night?
8. Hey kitten how 'bout spending some of your nine lives with me?
9. You know how some men buy really expensive cars to make up for
certain, well, shortages? Well, I don't even own a car.
10. What is your first name? Hmm, that goes kinda well with my last
name. (switch if female asking a male
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