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| Careful you Tree Huggers. | | Posted by on 27-May-2005 | | 96 people have seen this joke. | | A man was hiking in the woods when he spotted another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly pressed against the trunk "Are you okay, buddy?" "Shh!" said the tree-hugger. "I'm listening to the music of the trees." You gotta be kiddin' me." "No, not at all. Would you like to try?" "Well, maybe..." He wrapped his arms around the tree and pressed his ear
tight against the trunk. The other guy then slapped a set of handcuffs on
him, stole his wallet, watch, jewelry, and car keys, then stripped him bare naked and left. Hours later another man strolled by, saw this naked guy handcuffed to a
tree and asked, "What happened to you?"
As he related the sordid tale, the new guy just shook his head in sympathy,
then walked around behind him, kissed his neck and whispered, "Honey, this
just ain't your day!"
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