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| Mirror | | Posted by on 25-Apr-2005 | | 53 people have seen this joke. | | Legend has it that there is a restaurant in New York where, in the Ladies
Room there is a very special mirror. If one stands in front of the mirror
and tells the truth, one is granted a wish. However, if one tells a
lie--*poof*--you are instantly swallowed up by the mirror, never to be seen again.
So, A redhead of questionable looks walks into the Ladies Room and
stands before the mirror and says, "I think I'm the most beautiful woman
in the world."--*poof*--The mirror swallows her.
Next a rather large brunette stands before the mirror and says, "I think
I'm losing weight."--*poof*--The mirror swallows her.
Then an absolutely gorgeous blond comes in and stands before the mirror
and says,
"I think...."--*poof*--
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