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| Blondes | | Posted by on 25-Apr-2005 | | 94 people have seen this joke. | | Homer, a handsome dude, walks into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sits down next to this blonde at the bar and stares up at the TV. The 10:00 news was on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump. The blonde looks at Homer and says, " Do you think he will jump?" Homer says, "You know, I bet he'll jump." The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't." Homer placed $20 dollars on the bar and said, "You're on!" Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death. The blonde was very upset and handed her $20 dollars to Homer and said, "All is fair. Here is your money." Homer replies, " I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump." The blonde replies, "I did too, but I didn't think he'd do it again." The Australian Girl Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties to do. The first man had married a woman from Albania, and bragged that he had told his wife that she was to do all the dishes and house cleaning that needed to be done at their house. He said that it took a couple of days, but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away. The second man had married a woman from Korea. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, wash the dishes, and do the cooking as well. He told them that the first day, he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better and by the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table. The third man had married an Australian girl. He boasted that he had told her that her duties were to keep the house clean, the dishes washed, the lawn mowed, the laundry washed and ironed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said that the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he still didn't see anything, but by the third day, most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye. Got to love those Aussie girls !!!!!!
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