|

 |
| |
 |
Late Lunch
R: 5.00, V:9, C: 0
Cricket II
R: 5.00, V:51, C: 0
Sarah Palin & Terry Tate
R: 5.00, V:81, C: 0
Nipple Slip
R: 5.00, V:88, C: 0
Donald Klusener Run Out.
R: 5.00, V:71, C: 0
Michael Jordan Frozen
R: 3.00, V:80, C: 0
Terry Tate Office Linebacker
R: 4.00, V:81, C: 0
Maria Sharapova
R: 4.50, V:86, C: 0
The Hobart Race
R: 3.50, V:80, C: 0
Roof Top Tennis
R: 5.00, V:84, C: 0
|
|
 |
|
|
|

|
|
| |
|
|
There are currently, 21 guest(s) and 0 member(s) that are online.
You are a Visitor. You can register for free by clicking here |
|
|
|
|
|
|
 |  |
 |
| A talented frog | | Posted by on 24-Apr-2005 | | 95 people have seen this joke. | | A woman is shopping for a pet as a gift for her husband, but she
is concerned that the prices that the Pet Shop is charging are
very high. She goes to the clerk and explains her concern. "Well,
I have a frog in the back that I can let you have for $50," the clerk says.
"$50?" the woman replies. "That seems terribly expensive for a
frog.""Well, this frog is worth it. It's been trained to give blow jobs."
The woman is stunned, but because her husband loves this sort of sex, and because she is not particularly fond of it, she decides the frog might be a good investment. She buys the frog, brings it
home, presents it to her husband, and explains its special value.
The husband is sceptical, but promises he'll give the frog a try that night. The woman goes to sleep happily knowing her husband won't bother her that night.
She is suddenly awakened by a clatter coming from the kitchen. She goes downstairs and finds the frog and her husband pulling out pots and pans and poring over cookbooks.
"What are you two doing down here?" she asks. Her husband responds, "If I can teach this frog to cook, you're
out of here!"
|  Print joke | Add comment |  Send joke to friend |
| |
1 people have rated this joke:
|
|
|
|
|
ADP_TalkinSport_Footer
|
